My Italian Government Immigration Request
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 @ 09:32 PM
In light of all the immigration protests from persons in the United States illegally, I've decided to test their idea of requesting...wait...no, demanding rights after entering a country illegally.
So I am requesting the following from the Italian government.
1. One (1) luxury waterfront Italian villa, with all living expenses paid for by the Italian government.
2. Six (6) fine and gorgeous as hell Italian men to wait on me hand and foot, night and day. I prefer, no wait, I demand
those who look like:
a young Robert DeNiro
,
Louis Gross (the guy who plays Perry Annunziata/Tony's bodyguard on The Sopranos)
Antonio Sabato Jr.
or a young Marlon Brando
.
or older
either one, I'm not picky!
I'd also like for a handsome man from Greece like John Enos and one from Africa to be thrown into the mix as well.
And not to be greedy...but can I get a Russell Wong type too?
Pluh-eaze...oh pretty pluh-eaze??
Hell, why not! Just hook a sistah gurl up!!!!
I just hope and
I'm not offered this:
(Can you believe I still have requests after #1 and #2?!
)
3. Never ending funds for medical services, including pre-existing conditions. (hmm...does "crazy" count?)
4. Free education, transportation and access to all Italian government services.
5. And all funds given to me by the Italian government, I elect to send back to my country exclusively.
These are the things I would need to make me happy while in their country. I expect complete compliance, and I will march up and down their streets until demands are met.
Well, let's wait and see what the Italian government's response is shall we....
Ironically, unless you're Native Indian, descendants of British-captured African slaves or African or Irish pre-slavery indentured servants, everyone in this country is an immigrant, or refugee (seeking religious freedom, food and shelter, and safety from persecution, or just couldn't survive in Europe under its laws and rules).
America is living under the rule of European immigrants/refugees. Even old customs are now part of laws and traditions here. And at one point European immigrants/refugees included the diseased, poor, deformed and criminally insane.
The Five Points section of New York City became crime ridden because of many refugees from Europe, and detoriating conditions forced out African-Americans who owned their own media, businesses, prestigious schools and property. The second Fugitive Slave Law enacted by Congress in 1850 to protect slavemasters compounded the problem for freed blacks.
And let's not forget African-American citizens who were killed in the 1917 St. Louis riot by European immigrants/refugees because African-American citizens were simply looking for work in the area, or the Chinese-American coal mine workers killed in the late 1800's by whites for working during a strike.
All that said, it's one thing to come to a country legally and contribute, but it's another to expect another country to pay for the mistakes of its former country's leadership, and then demand additional things from the new country while in it illegally.
There are many from Africa, Italy, Japan and other areas of the world who have to wait their turn to legally immigrate to the United States. Meanwhile a majority of immigrants illegally step across the border because it's convenient and encouraged by their leaders because the money from this country will better help their country, and it will take their country too long to build up its own economy. Wow. Does that seem rational and fair?
So I am requesting the following from the Italian government.
1. One (1) luxury waterfront Italian villa, with all living expenses paid for by the Italian government.
2. Six (6) fine and gorgeous as hell Italian men to wait on me hand and foot, night and day. I prefer, no wait, I demand
those who look like:a young Robert DeNiro
,Louis Gross (the guy who plays Perry Annunziata/Tony's bodyguard on The Sopranos)
Antonio Sabato Jr.
or a young Marlon Brando
.or older
either one, I'm not picky!I'd also like for a handsome man from Greece like John Enos and one from Africa to be thrown into the mix as well.
And not to be greedy...but can I get a Russell Wong type too?
Pluh-eaze...oh pretty pluh-eaze??
Hell, why not! Just hook a sistah gurl up!!!!I just hope and
I'm not offered this:(Can you believe I still have requests after #1 and #2?!
)3. Never ending funds for medical services, including pre-existing conditions. (hmm...does "crazy" count?)
4. Free education, transportation and access to all Italian government services.
5. And all funds given to me by the Italian government, I elect to send back to my country exclusively.
These are the things I would need to make me happy while in their country. I expect complete compliance, and I will march up and down their streets until demands are met.
Well, let's wait and see what the Italian government's response is shall we....
Ironically, unless you're Native Indian, descendants of British-captured African slaves or African or Irish pre-slavery indentured servants, everyone in this country is an immigrant, or refugee (seeking religious freedom, food and shelter, and safety from persecution, or just couldn't survive in Europe under its laws and rules).
America is living under the rule of European immigrants/refugees. Even old customs are now part of laws and traditions here. And at one point European immigrants/refugees included the diseased, poor, deformed and criminally insane.
The Five Points section of New York City became crime ridden because of many refugees from Europe, and detoriating conditions forced out African-Americans who owned their own media, businesses, prestigious schools and property. The second Fugitive Slave Law enacted by Congress in 1850 to protect slavemasters compounded the problem for freed blacks.
And let's not forget African-American citizens who were killed in the 1917 St. Louis riot by European immigrants/refugees because African-American citizens were simply looking for work in the area, or the Chinese-American coal mine workers killed in the late 1800's by whites for working during a strike.
All that said, it's one thing to come to a country legally and contribute, but it's another to expect another country to pay for the mistakes of its former country's leadership, and then demand additional things from the new country while in it illegally.
There are many from Africa, Italy, Japan and other areas of the world who have to wait their turn to legally immigrate to the United States. Meanwhile a majority of immigrants illegally step across the border because it's convenient and encouraged by their leaders because the money from this country will better help their country, and it will take their country too long to build up its own economy. Wow. Does that seem rational and fair?